Cosmos Cantina

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GM. Welcome to the first week of the Cosmos Cantina.

Here is what we are serving up from last week in the Cosmos ecosystem.

• Metamask… IN COSMOS?!? 🦊

• Tether making its debut 🎉

• Skip MEV module making Osmosis CASH MONEY 🤑

• Neutron raises $10 million 💰

• Stargaze hits 6 million in marketplace volume 🖼

• Sugar-free redbull up only ⚡️

• Jacob Gadikian rage quits Juno 😤

Metamask… IN COSMOS?!? 🦊

What do the cosmos stars align for at Mystic Labs and within the vast expanse of the Cosmos Ecosystem? Apparently, it's the call for the swashbuckling Metamask enthusiasts, no less!

Initially, there were grumbles in the interstellar system, with critics questioning why Mystic Labs would need a Scrooge McDuck-style money bin from the ecosystem to make this happen.

But wait, there's a plot twist!

The Mystic Labs crew hopped onto the Twittersphere with a massive 19-tweet thread faster than light speed, breaking down the need for top-tier infrastructure to handle an imminent wave of 20 million crypto explorers itching to delve into the interchain, along with audits, RPCs, and all that jazz.

Now, if only these eager 20 million users had a go-to source for all things Cosmos, a guiding North Star if you will... Oh snap, that's where we come in. Your friendly neighborhood Cosmos Cantina, at your service!

Tether making its debut 🎉

BRACE FOR LIQUIDITY!!!

Prepare for a tidal wave of liquidity, folks! In a galactic plot twist, Tether USDT is moon-walking into the Cosmos universe in just 7 days!

The Tether squad, in a surprising maneuver, has picked… (squints at notes)... (blinks and rechecks notes)...

Kava as their launch pad!

This curveball not only had The Cantina Band and the Noble team gobsmacked but also got the entire community's heads spinning faster than a rogue asteroid.

But hey, this is just the beginning of Cosmos SZN. Over here at the Cantina, we're filing this under "Big Wins".

In more exciting news, we're chuffed to broadcast Kava's new motto:

"Move in silence and strike when the iron’s hot.” - Kava Team

Both the Band and the spirit of DMX are giving it a thumbs up. Buckle up, because it's going to be a wild ride!

Skip MEV module CASH MONEY 🤑

Skip the queue and rake in the MOOLAH with Osmosis!

Skip Protocol has pulled a Santa and left a hefty $100,000 present under the Osmosis Zone's metaphorical tree, thanks to the magic of the MEV blockchain module.

You're probably scratching your head and thinking, "What the heck is MEV?" So, here's a kindergartener's guide to it:

Picture yourself in a game of tag. The kid who's 'it' always tags the slowest runner and scores some extra candy. In the Cosmos Ecosystem playground, the validators are the 'it' kids.

They get to reshuffle transactions in blocks (kinda like trading lunch items in the cafeteria) in the most beneficial way and score some sweet treats.

This lunch-trading strategy is called MEV, and Skip Protocol shares these treats with the entire playground. You could say they're the cool kids on the block(chain).

Neutron raises $10 million 💰

In a starry headline, Neutron scores a sweet $10 million funding round!

In the wild Internet of Blockchains, you've got two pathways if you're a coding wizard: craft your own celestial body (blockchain), or pitch a tent and build cool stuff on others using the sorcery of smart contracts.

Cosmos, that infinite smart contract playground, gives you Juno, Secret Network, the soon-to-be-landing Archway, and now... (drum roll, please)... Neutron!

If the lawless frontier of Juno doesn't float your spacecraft or you're not into the stealth mode of Secret, Neutron might be the sweet spot you're looking for. It's on the radar and racking up serious interstellar credits for its use of interchain security.

This essentially means the Cosmos Hub has got its back, and it's making it rain for Atom holders. Factor in its heavy-weight backing by Binance Labs and Coinfund, and you got all the bases covered.

Stargaze hits 6 million in volume 🖼

Stargaze rockets its marketplace volume to a whopping 6 million!

Talk about a growth spurt! Stargaze is blasting through the crypto stratosphere and hitting milestones like they're stray asteroids. A major part of this interstellar ascent?

The Bad Kids collection - it's hotter than a supernova, contributing a cool 1.5 million in volume alone since Genesis.

With these numbers, The Band is switching up the tip jar - we’re now accepting gratuities in Bad Kids NFTs.

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Sugar-free redbull up only ⚡️

Sugar-Free Redbull: the not-so-secret elixir of interchain devs. Nothing like some good Cosmos lore.

What's the secret sauce that powers the keyboards of interchain devs? The wing-giving, calorie-dodging Redbull - sugar-free, of course! Jacob from Skip Protocol and Aidan from Stride have both raised their cans to this effervescent energy booster.

Aidan's team at Stride was so high on this liquid rocket fuel, Amazon suspected them of moonlighting as a distributor and hit them with a ban. Thanks Jeff.

And let's not forget, Larry from Delphi, who's guzzling down 1.5 liters of Diet Coke a day.

Jacob Gadikian rage quits Juno 😤

Jacob Gadikian storms out of the Juno club.

Welcome to the cosmic Wild West, where developers Reece and Jacob have been duking it out like gunslingers for months. This not-so-secret feud has escalated into a full-blown star war involving plenty of interstellar bystanders.

Here's a quick recap for those of you who didn't snag front-row seats:

• Reece, "Captain of Development" at the Juno Network, thinks Jacob's code contributions are as impressive as a sleeping sloth.

• Jacob, top dog at Notional, thinks Juno's leadership is about as inspiring as a used teabag and complains that Notional isn't seeing the color of money.

• Reece parries with a claim that Jacob had his hand in the cash jar, but then went rogue and broke the contract rules with some secretive shenanigans.

• Enter Max, a Juno contributor, accusing Jacob of cyber-bullying.

• Jacob retaliates with a Twitter poll from June 12, claiming Timmy accused him of sabotaging Neutron. (Tweet)

• Max and Jacob tussle over the question of who booted whom from the Juno Telegram group.

After throwing punches (or rather, tweets), both retreated to their corners, possibly to refocus on what they're actually good at – building cool stuff, not melodrama.

Let's hope their next project involves a little less drama and a lot more Java.

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